<directions>Combine liquers in shaker along with cream and ice. Shake and strain into a brandy snifter. Garnish with a sprinkle of nutmeg.</directions>
<glasstype>brandy snifter</glasstype>
<drinktype>cocktail</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>PROGRAMMER DEATH</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>0.5 oz. Jack Daniel's</ingredient>
<ingredient>0.5 oz. Jose Cuervo Tequila</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>Combine ingredients in a shot glass, serve and call the mortician.</directions>
<glasstype>shot glass</glasstype>
<drinktype>shot</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>PENCIL PUSHER PARADISE</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>3/4 oz. Wild Turkey 101</ingredient>
<ingredient>3/4 oz. Melon liqueur</ingredient>
<ingredient>1/4 oz. Bacardi 151</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>In shot glass add Wild Turkey and melon liqeur. Float Bacardi 151 on top. Light drink, and squeeze lime in drink. Blow out and shoot.</directions>
<glasstype>shot glass</glasstype>
<drinktype>shot</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>BRAIN FREEZE</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>2 cups Jose Cuervo Tequila</ingredient>
<ingredient>6 cups Plain Slush from Slushie Machine</ingredient>
<ingredient>Grenadine</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>I have found that this is best mixed in a pitcher and served as a shot..
Flavor is by preference but I have found that powdered Kool-Aid works well..
Slushie Ice works best but very fine blended ice works as well but add some powdered sugar to desired sweetness... And of course the Jose Cuervo Premium Tequila or Bacardi 151... Shoot it quick and you are Guaranteed a Brain Freeze and Chilly Nipples</directions>
<glasstype>shot glass</glasstype>
<drinktype>house</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>POCKET PROTECTOR</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>1 Part Rum</ingredient>
<ingredient>1 Part Triple Sec</ingredient>
<ingredient>3 Cubes Sugar</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>In lowball glass, add ingredients. **Fill glass to Brim**. Otherwise you will a) burn your lips, b) break the glass. On a fork place three or four sugar cubes. Light the liquid with a match (easy way: take a little bit in a spoon, warm it and light it, then pour back n glass). Put sugar over flame and wait until dissolved. When sugar as dissolved, extinguish flame by stirring with the fork rapidly, without touching the glass.</directions>
<glasstype>old fashioned glass</glasstype>
<drinktype>house</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>CHOCOLATE MARTINI</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>1 shot white creme de cacao</ingredient>
<ingredient>1 shot Vodka</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>Shake ingredients with ice, then strain into a shot glass.</directions>
<glasstype>shot glass</glasstype>
<drinktype>shot</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>XML EXTRAVAGANZA</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>0.5 oz. Kahlua</ingredient>
<ingredient>0.5 oz. Irish Cream</ingredient>
<ingredient>1 ml. Crown Royal Bourbon</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>Layer in shot glass. Kahlua, Irish Cream, then Crown Royal.</directions>
<glasstype>shot glass</glasstype>
<drinktype>shot</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>ELECTRIC KOOL-AID</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>1 oz. Southern Comfort</ingredient>
<ingredient>1 oz. Blue Hawaiin Maui Schnapps</ingredient>
<ingredient>2 oz. Cranberry juice</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>Pour into a tin and add the southern comfort, blue maui, then the cranberry juice. Always want to add a little more juice than the liqueur.</directions>
<glasstype>highball glass</glasstype>
<drinktype>house</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>HELICOPTER</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>0.5 Green Chartreuse</ingredient>
<ingredient>0.5 151 Proof Rum</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>Pour in 1/2 oz. Green Chartreuse. Top off w/ 1/2 oz. 151 Rum. Set the drink ablaze (Don't forget to blow it out. Then shoot it.</directions>
<glasstype>shot glass</glasstype>
<drinktype>slammer</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>PROGRAMMERS HEAVAN</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>1 1/2 oz. Jose Cuervo Tequila</ingredient>
<ingredient>1/2 oz. Galliano</ingredient>
<ingredient>4 oz. Mexican Hot Chocolate</ingredient>
<ingredient>2 oz. Heavy Cream</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>Pour the tequila, Galliano, and hot chocolate into an Irish coffee glass. Stir well. Pour the cream carefully over the back of a teaspoon so that it floats on top of the drink.</directions>
<glasstype>irish coffee cup</glasstype>
<drinktype>hot</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>LOUNGE LIZARD</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>1 1/4 oz. Myer's Dark rum</ingredient>
<ingredient>3 oz. Orange Juice</ingredient>
<ingredient>1 1/2 oz. Cranberry juice</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>Blend, serve over rocks. Garnish with Lizard.</directions>
<directions>Use a shaker: first put in the ice, then add the orange juice ( you should always add the fruit juices before the alcohol! ). Put both the Passoa and the Malibu in and give it a good shake. Poor in a glass and add a cube of ice. The poor a bit of cream on top of the ice cubes ( preferably using a teaspoon or so to keep the cream from mixing with the other stuff ). Put a cherry on top and voila, there's your Sex on the Beach.</directions>
<glasstype>cocktail glass</glasstype>
<drinktype>cocktail</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>SMURF JUICE</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>1 Part Wine</ingredient>
<ingredient>1 Part Ginger Ale</ingredient>
<ingredient>To Color Curacao</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>It's a nice wine cooler.</directions>
<glasstype>collins glass</glasstype>
<drinktype>house</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>SWEAT SOCK</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>2 oz. Squeezing from a Bar Rag</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>Mop up any spills on the bar with a rag and squeeze into a shot glass.</directions>
<glasstype>shot glass</glasstype>
<drinktype>house</drinktype>
</drink>
<drink>
<name>TECHNOGEEK PLEASURE</name>
<ingredients>
<ingredient>1 Part Amaretto</ingredient>
<ingredient>1 Part Black Haus Blackberry Schnappps</ingredient>
<ingredient>1 Part Jägermeister</ingredient>
<ingredient>2 Parts Lime Juice</ingredient>
<ingredient>1 dash Salt</ingredient>
</ingredients>
<directions>Fill rocks glass or shaker glass with ice. Add Amaretto (one part), Black Haus (one part), Jagermeister (one part), Rose's lime (two parts), and dash of salt (for bitterness). Shake. Sift into 3-6 shot glasses. Yell your favorite swear word and drink.</directions>